breathinginthestarlight:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

vice-beach-public-relations-guy:

neptunain:

FUCK GHOSTS MAN

Ouija boards are not a fucking game

I once did a ouija board with someone before at Mountainview cemetery in Vancouver trying to contact GHOSTS after we saw one (a ouija, not a ghost lol) at a Toys R Us. We had a case of newcastles and got right into the boozing and contacting. A bunch of korean war vet ghosts buried there immediately told us to fuck off and refused to continue with the ouija bullshit so the eyepiece just didnt move after that for several questions or so after, as if they were angrily ignoring us for disturbing them lol

After a little while, we got in contact with two other spirits that I found were specifically hovering around me. One was a female spirit with a bizarre wacky name who thought I was cute and the other was a little boy from the 19th century. We asked if the boy was buried in the cemetery. The boy said no. We asked where he was from. The little boy was from europe. Confused, we wondered if the boy was an immigrant from europe living in vancouver who died and was buried at the cemetery. No, the ouija stated. The boy never lived or visited Vancouver during his life. Where did this spirit come from and how did he find us? The spirit stated he had been following me specifically for years already. More confusion. This ghost was from Europe but has been in vancouver following me for a while already but never once been here?

I distinctly remember the chill that went up my spine when I suddenly remembered that in 2006 I went on a high school trip to Italy. I asked if hes from Italy. The ouija glides to “yes”

Is that where you saw me?

"yes"

The wandering boy spirit saw me during my high school trip and decided to follow me ever since.

We packed up the ouija board and left.

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you got a cute lil italian ghosty boy following you around and keepin you outta trouble because e saw you and liked you you have been blessed with a nice ghostie that is amazing

mundanemagpie:

today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS

(Source: brook)

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

(Source: shrugging)

acid-sea:

lazyanbu:

MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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whenever I’m sad I remember this post

(Source: straahl-inspo)

prokopetz:

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

Oh, it’s even worse than that.

Hormonal birth control for men has been a solved problem since the 1970s, and the current iterations of the technology are actually substantially superior to equivalent treatments for women, demonstrating higher effectiveness, less dangerous side effects, and lower prevalence of side effects in virtually all modern trials. At this point, some forty years on, such treatments continue to be refused certification on the ostensible basis of concerns over the purely hypothetical effects of long-term use.

Meanwhile, a hormonal birth control treatment for women whose known and documented side effects include “sudden death” can go from the laboratory to the pharmacy shelf in under five years.

Really shows you where our priorities lie, doesn’t it?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

pacificlutheranuniversity:

My Language, My Choice Pacific Lutheran University
Words can hurt.Understand your impact.Take responsibility.
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My Language, My Choice Pacific Lutheran University
Words can hurt.Understand your impact.Take responsibility.
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pacificlutheranuniversity:

My Language, My Choice Pacific Lutheran University
Words can hurt.Understand your impact.Take responsibility.
Xx
pacificlutheranuniversity:

My Language, My Choice Pacific Lutheran University
Words can hurt.Understand your impact.Take responsibility.
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pacificlutheranuniversity:

My Language, My Choice Pacific Lutheran University
Words can hurt.Understand your impact.Take responsibility.
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pacificlutheranuniversity:

My Language, My Choice Pacific Lutheran University
Words can hurt.Understand your impact.Take responsibility.
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pacificlutheranuniversity:

My Language, My Choice Pacific Lutheran University
Words can hurt.Understand your impact.Take responsibility.
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pacificlutheranuniversity:

My Language, My Choice Pacific Lutheran University
Words can hurt.Understand your impact.Take responsibility.
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pacificlutheranuniversity:

My Language, My Choice Pacific Lutheran University
Words can hurt.Understand your impact.Take responsibility.
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pacificlutheranuniversity:

My Language, My Choice 
Pacific Lutheran University

Words can hurt.
Understand your impact.
Take responsibility.

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jennaraaawrxoxx:

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.

(Source: dunspoopy)

orangespookytrain:

saikyo-dinosaur:

sizvideos:

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Father of the year.

Sure as long as he didn’t tell them to get in the robot.

orangespookytrain:

saikyo-dinosaur:

sizvideos:

Video

Father of the year.

Sure as long as he didn’t tell them to get in the robot.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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There is also a swing called the “Waterfall swing”

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ultrafacts:

It is believed that he was playing on their pride in being his soldiers. By implying they are only citizens now, he scared them straight.

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